🍆 What Exactly Does He Use That Tail For? I Caught Him, So He’s Mine


Hey Reader,

Whew, this has been quite a couple of weeks! I’ve taken a break from writing for a family vacation that went a bit awry when a deer hit our van. It was like that Gilmore Girls episode, except with more airbags and a smashed bumper and fender… the deer came out of the dark Montana night and slammed into us as we were driving 80 MPH on the freeway. We’re lucky to be safe and uninjured, but our van didn’t make it... and after buying a new car to drive home in, I’m happy to be home and writing again, and done with the vacation stress!

My new release for September follows my group of Araced pirates who always seem to be getting themselves in trouble with human women. He lets her put handcuffs on him, but not to worry - his tail can still get into some naughty trouble while he’s tied down.

And lastly - this is the monthly free book promo, so be sure to snag a few great freebies, including Two for West, from my other pen name, Kristin Lance, and Peter’s Pet from my collab partner Kyra Keys. Scroll down or click the banner to see all of them!

Happy Reading,

Kaylee

Kristin Lance Author

This is the pen name for smutty romance authors Kristin Lance (MMF) and Kaylee Pike (scifi romance novellas). I hope you find some books to enjoy!

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